Christmas song - KoRn

It was the night before Christmas,

And all through the house,

Everybody was stoned,

Even the mouse.


Man from the whore house,

And me from the jail,

I just settled down

to get a piece of her tail.


When all of the sudden,

I heard such a clatter,

I tripped on my dick

A nd busted my bladder.


I went downstairs

and what did I see?

A fat little red faget, hanging from the tree.

He stuffed the stockings

with reefers and beer,

And a big fat hairy dick

for that family queer.


That's the end of my story,

Funny wasn't it? You see.